

It promises "eighty-six floors of action-packed terror!" You get about a bungalow's worth.

a skyscraper! With Anna Nicole Smith! Which is exactly as terrible as it sounds! This bold reimagining of John McTiernan's claustrophobic classic attempts to improve on perfection by adding a woman with gigantic breasts. Hey kids – watch Die Hard instead! We won't tell your parents. a theme park! No movie in which Hulk Hogan plays a character named Dave Dragon can be completely without merit, but irritating young hero ninjas Rocky, Cult and Tum Tum should have been dropped off a tall building long before this sequel was given the green light.

3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain (1998) It's Die Hard in.
